Guy: And now, here she is... LOLA HEATHERTON!
Miss Lola Heatherton Thank you, Guy. So, SCTV really seems to really need help. I know all of you boys out there like SCTV! And all of you ladies, too. And Lola loves SCTV! And Lola loves you!
So... I am asking every SCTV fan out there to take part in the SCTV on DVD Campaign... and for everyone of you that does... I ... will personally bear ALL OF YOUR CHILDREN... HAAAA HA HA HA HA HA HA! Unless of course you're a woman... and in that case... I will do it with any of your boyfriends and husbands... and bear all of your children for you...HAAA HA HA HA HA HA!!
So, if you love me... and Lola certainly loves you... write letters to the copyright holders so they will know that we apprecaite their music... we don't even have a studio anymore to hold a telethon... so write those letters .. or you will leave me... hurting!!
(This post is pure satire)